Schatz: Mom, can we write Santa a letter?
Me: What are you going to tell Santa?
Schatz: I'm going to ask him to bring me an iPad for Christmas.
Me: Sweetie, iPads are very expensive. An iPad is roughly $700 dollars. I don't think you are getting one for Christmas.
Schatz: No, Mommy, It won't cost us anything. It will be free. Santa's elves will make it for me.