We're reading a few chapters of Old Yeller every night. We're at the part where Travis was attacked by the hogs. Travis has patched up Yeller as best he can and pushed him into a makeshift shelter to protect him from any hogs that might return.
Mommy (tears running down my cheeks...in a low, serious whisper): Do you want to read one more chapter to see if Mama can patch up Yeller?
Maura (nonchalantly): Naw, it'll keep until tomorrow.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
8 months ago