Actual CSAP question from my third grader's study guide:
If you wanted to know about the desert would you look in:
A) an encyclopedia
B) the dictionary
C) an atlas
D) your English Language textbook
Maura: Mommy, what's an encyclopedia?
Mommy: It's a big set of books that have specific information about a topic. If you want to know more about a certain topic, you'd read about it in an encyclopedia.
Maura: Why wouldn't you just google it?
Mommy: Well, when I was a little girl, the Internet hadn't been invented yet. We had to look in the encyclopedia.
Maura (sounding devastated): Oh, Mommy, what did you do without your Facebook?
(Sounds of Daddy's laughter can be heard from the other room where he's been eavesdropping...)
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