I've been DVRing Friends to watch with Maura. This morning while I was folding laundry, I turned on an episode.
Maura (covering her eyes): Oh, oh, turn it off. I can't watch this one.
Me (pressing pause): Why can't we watch this one.
Maura: Dad and I watched eleven minutes of this last night. He says I can't watch this episode. It's inappropriate. Can we watch the pilot instead?
Me: Did Dad say why it was inappropriate?
Maura: Well, they talk too much about (pauses, looks around, then loudly whispers) S-E-X in this one.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
6 months ago