While cleaning out Schatz's room...
Me: Schatz, you can't eat food in your room.
Me: See this (pointing to a beetle)? When you eat food in your room, the crumbs draw bugs.
Schatz: Those are NOT my crumbs!
Me: Schatz, please. No food in your room. Do you want bugs?
Schatz (indignantly): Those are NOT my crumbs. Those are Maura's.
Me: Oh, yeah? Maura brought the crumbs into your room.
Schatz: Yes. Maura is bringing HER crumbs into my ROOM!
This Ham is NOT Burned!
8 months ago