Me: Do you like your dinner?
Maura: Yes. Why? What is it?
Me: It's a camel burger. I wasn't sure if you'd like it.
Maura: It's really good, Mom. (pause) Do you want to know what?
Maura: I'm so glad I decided not to be a vegetarian. Meat is so good!
This Ham is NOT Burned!
4 months ago