Tuesday, November 13, 2012

This Can't Say Good Things About My Parenting Skills

Maura:  Can we play a board game after dinner?

Me: Which one do you want to play?

Schatz: Kimberly's game with the dampire*, the lady spanking herself, and the sneaking monkey ninja!

Me: ???

Maura (in explanation):  Quelf.

Me:  Who is the lady who is spanking herself?

Maura:  The one holding the spatula.

Kaitlyn: Oh, Mom, there's a platypus, too.  Those are your favorite.

Schatz/English Dictionary:  Dampire = Vampire

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