Me: Which one do you want to play?
Schatz: Kimberly's game with the dampire*, the lady spanking herself, and the sneaking monkey ninja!
Maura (in explanation): Quelf.
Me: Who is the lady who is spanking herself?
Maura: The one holding the spatula.
Kaitlyn: Oh, Mom, there's a platypus, too. Those are your favorite.
Schatz/English Dictionary: Dampire = Vampire