I borrowed some uniforms from Erin to see if they would fit Schatz for school next year. She's very excited about starting school. After she had tried them on, she didn't want to take them off.
Me: Take them off, sweetie. I need to take them back to Miss Erin.
Schatz: Aren't they mine?
Me: No, ma'am. Those are Ryan's* uniforms. I was just trying them on you to see if they would fit.
Schatz (smelling the bottom of the shirt deeply): Oh, yes. They smell exactly like Ryan.
*author's note: I told this story to Erin. It turns out that they were Kalyee's uniforms.
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