At the Christmas Party...
Schatz: I don't think that was Santa Claus.
Me: Why is that?
Schatz: He didn't have a sleigh. We followed him outside and there was no sleigh on the roof.
Me (stalling): Were there any reindeer?
Schatz: No. How is that Santa if he didn't have any reindeer?
Me: Well. It's awfully hot in Australia. No snow...so he can't really bring his sleigh. They only work in the snow. Sweetie. Santa used a ute* in Australia. Was there a ute out there?
Schatz (eyes brightening): Yes! There WAS a ute!
*Ute is Australian for truck.
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