Schatz (softly; reverently): Ho-ly crap!
Then her daddy started snickering.
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6 years ago
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Schatz is a sassy six year old. She is a handful. "Schatz" (Shot-zee) is a German endearment like honey or sweetie.
Early on I decided that I had two options with this child. I could get frustrated with her when she is sassy or bossy; or I could recognize the humor in the situation, grab a pen, and write it down. I chose the latter. Yes, this is real. No, this is not an exaggeration.
In the spirit of fair parenting, I've started peppering this blog with the funny things that my older daughter says and does. You can't make this stuff up!
Early on I decided that I had two options with this child. I could get frustrated with her when she is sassy or bossy; or I could recognize the humor in the situation, grab a pen, and write it down. I chose the latter. Yes, this is real. No, this is not an exaggeration.
In the spirit of fair parenting, I've started peppering this blog with the funny things that my older daughter says and does. You can't make this stuff up!
Hilarious! I love your blog - so fun!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Jamie! I'm so glad you like it. It's fun to write, too.
DeleteThat's SO funny, because The Russian exclaimed the very same thing when we found a pile of dead cicadas in our recycling bin last week. Maybe he learned it at your house instead of from me??????
ReplyDeleteI can neither confirm nor deny!
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