Leeping Lizards

Schatz has become a subject matter expert at catching lizards.  Judy and her husband Linwood were dropping something off at the house this evening.  Schatz was showing off a bit and decided to catch a baby lizard by the front door to show Judy.  Schatz tends to be a little rough with these guys...two of them have dropped tail while she's handling them.  (Dropping tail is a natural defense with this species of lizard.)

Me:  Be careful. You'll kill him if you squeeze him too hard.

Schatz (insistently): I'm squeezing him gently!