Schatz: Can I say "ship"? It means a boat.
Dad (because we're on to her): It depends on how you say it.
Schatz: Like "Oh, SHIP!"
Mom: Schatz, when you say, "oh, SHIP!" I know you really mean the bad word.
Schatz: But it's not REALLY a bad word. It means boat.
About an hour later...
Schatz: Daddy, Ship is not a bad word. I can say, "SHIP!" when I'm mad.
Dad: No, you really can't. I know you are really saying the bad word.
Schatz: How do you know that?
Dad: Because I know that you are really, REALLY smart....evil genius smart. So don't say "SHIP!" anymore.
This Ham is NOT Burned!
3 months ago