It's been one of those days. The girls have been picking on each other and pushing each others' buttons. So I switched tactics. Instead of punishing them, I started talking about how important sisters are:
Me: You need to be nice to your sister, Schatz. She is better than a best friend. Your sister is always going to be important in your life. And Maura is the only sister you are going to get. Be nice to her.
Schatz: Maura is not my friend. Maura is my sister.
Me: That's right, Maura is your sister and sisters are better than your best friend.
Schatz: And you can't sell her either.
Schatz: You can't sell my sister.
At this point Maura is offended. I'm speechless. Roger takes the lead.
Roger: That's right. You can't sell sisters. Ice Cream anyone?
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